Sunday, September 27, 2009

I think I've got the swine flu

Cross your fingers. That whole cancer thing a few years ago turned out to just be a profound and dangerously virulent series of infections, which was semi-cool but not nearly enough to set up a non-profit foundation to raise money for guitars and amplifiers in the name of my cancer.

Swine flu would be awesome. Maybe I could even be on the news?

I might set up a PayPal account, if you guys would send me cash so I can buy medicine... and by "medicine" I mean neat fucking toys. In the meanwhile, I'm thinking that this has something to do with my wife fainting earlier today.

1 comment:

drollgirl said...

eke! i hope you don't have swine flu! and i hope your wife is ok!!! ack!!!

i have thought about setting up a paypal donate button on my blog. it is EASY to do, but somehow i don't think many folks will donate. wah. i wish.

and it is so funny that your cats look similar to mine! i have to get more catnip to spread on toys so they might leave my new couch alone. that is a good suggestion.