I got home and there was another big pile of poop in front of the TV. I about lost my damned mind... and then I saw ANOTHER pile of poop. I realized that this is just not normal for my dog, so I didn't yell at her. I noticed that she was acting sort of weird, on top of the "don't be mad, I pooped in the house" stuff. Kind of like she was sick.
She went out and pooped some more outside at least once before my wife got home. Then she puked a couple of times in the house. My dog is totally sick, and we're starting to worry about it a bit. She's not acting like she's dying or anything, but you can tell she doesn't feel great. Then I remembered... my wife fed her the bone from the pork roast on Monday, that I had been planning on making soup with, and then fed her about 8 ounces of steak yesterday.
I guess she's sick from eating too much people food. No more of that!