Next, because I promised...

Christian-bashing!!!

There's nothing I could say that would be much worse than the rant I turned in to my English Lit class yesterday, where I called the Catholics in particular a demented death cult. I hope I wasn't too unclear about my position on religion in general. I would hate for the teacher to think I was just picking on the Catholics. I hate ALL religion. I bash Christians and Catholics because they are a bigger and closer target, and because most of the people I know would agree that the Muslims have some fucked up beliefs but pretend that their beliefs are somehow better. And you can't even start in on Judaism without being called an anti-Semite on account of the Holocaust... which is like if O.J. Simpson's trial testimony consisted of nothing but recitation of the history of slavery and Jim Crow laws: past and even current oppression of and bigotry towards certain groups is a terrible thing, but it doesn't for a second excuse the actions of individual members of the group, or make their beliefs or behaviors immune to criticism.

Anyhoo, the most very recent example of Christian cuntery is this Carrie Prejean. She's the pageant contestant who hates the gays, and who got stripped of her crown when she tried to use the celebrity pageant winner status to promote her anti-gay bigotry. Then she sued for "religious discrimination" which for Christians means "not being allowed to be a fucking cunt because I claimed Jesus approved of my twattish behavior." She's a super-Christian, which means that she's got a sex tape, fake tits, and a book out. She went on Larry King to plug her book, called "How To Hate The Gays And Get Paid For It," and this is how it went:

WHORE! She didn't want to answer the question because she settled when she got busted diddling herself on camera.

Here's part of the issue for me... she walks around with this giant entitlement delusion, most of it faith-based. She's a rich dumb cunt of a blonde, and she sucks up to Jeebus, therefore she deserves to win beauty pageants, she shouldn't have to follow any rules, answer any questions, or ever face any criticism for her ugly and hateful belief system. Nope, she's fucking special in the eyes of "God"... well, except for her man-made chesticles.

And, because she said "Jesus" while being a stupid, pathetic excuse for a human being, she's got ever right-wing creep in the country defending her. The deluded fuckers stick together, I guess.

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