Tomorrow, I'll be too screwed up to wish anything but pain and death on everyone who is not as hung over as I am. Death and Destruction!!!
I will spend the first day of the year practicing the kung fu discipline I have created, Hung-Over Dragon style. It involves blinding the enemy with my breath (which will resemble the smell of a dragon taking a dump in my mouth), and then puking on his shoes before crawling off to a quiet, dark room while trying not to cry.
I've decided that my New Year's resolutions are these:
- Buy a Fender Stratocaster. I don't even like them that much, but I'll need one for the album cover photo.
- Record album, take album cover photo.
- Learn how to sing like the dudes in European power metal bands like Dream Evil