She's the asshole who's representing the chicks who slept with Tiger Woods and now David BoringAnus from that show Bones that my wife likes to watch. I don't have a law degree, and I've never held a press conference or even been on TV, but....
... and this is a serious question here...
If a woman insists that a man owes her money because he stuck his penis in her, doesn't that make her a prostitute? If she insists that a man owes her money in order to keep her from telling his wife that he stuck his penis in her, doesn't that constitute blackmail? Aren't prostitution and blackmail illegal? Shouldn't Gloria Allred lose her licence to practice law for facilitating criminal actions like prostitution and blackmail? Can she also be beaten to death with a shit-dipped sea bass?
Please? Can anyone explain any of this shit to me? Because it is currently driving a painful wedge of incredulity into my skull.
**Edited to add: I say that Gloria Allred is an asshole. How soon can I expect her to sue me for saying that?
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Dude, I'm SURE this is illegal. Of course, it's attention-getting, which means SOMEONE'S making a shitload of money off of it because nothing makes a buck like an outrageous scandal.
What. Ever.
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