She went on vacation with her mom to Seattle. While she was there, she stopped by the Pike Place Fish Market, where they fling the fish around:
Most wives would bring home a hat, or a keychain, or a T-shirt. Not my wife. She brings me home a whole Dungeness crab in a giant box. Less than 48 hours ago it was crawling around in the Pike Place Fish Market. Now it is IN MY BELLY!!!!!
Yep, my wife fucking rocks!