GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!
HOW DO I NOT OPEN PRESENTS?!?!?!

I mean seriously. They are all sitting RIGHT THERE! Just a few feet away, taunting me.  Calling out to me, whispering in my ear, causing me hallucinations. I dream at night of my presents, and all the wonderful joy they will bring me. I can't hardly sleep at night, and I'm fixated all day.


...


Yeah, I was also a pretty insufferable child this time of year. I'm not much better as an adult.

Speaking of insufferable... My alpha male cat, Randall, is ruining my life. The new kid, Lily, accidentally got loose from my office this morning, and before I could get her back in here I hear a loud crash upstairs. Randall has chased her into the spare bedroom, and UP ONTO THE BLINDS! Blinds which are now ruined, and will have to be replaced at my expense. Luckily they are the cheap bullshit $5 vinyl blinds, half-assed like everything else in this fucking house. Fuck you Randall, you little shit. I know we had them take your balls, but still.