Why my wife is the perfect one for me, Part 34,487

So my wife is surfing the web, and she sort of shouts out something like "Oh my GOD!!! You've got to see this! You've got to... no! I have to buy this for you!!!" Care of uncrate.com:

In case of emergency. In case of zombie outbreak. In case of rabid squirrel attacks — whatever the case, you can rely on the Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit ($360). This all-in-one survival pack includes a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 Pump-Action shotgun inside a re-sealable clear bag, inside a waterproof synthetic carrying tube which also holds gear like a "Survival Kit in a Can" and a multi-tool and serrated knife combo pack.

HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?!?!?! And it is only $360!!!!


... my wife totally loves me. :)