Monday, April 30, 2012

Dreams... shitty dreams, happy dreams

I have the shitty dreams.

I made a mistake last night, and drank a couple of cups of coffee after 7PM. My wife needs to stay up past 10:30 or so, or else she wakes up at 5AM and it ruins her whole day. I could have been in bed at 8:30, so I drank some coffee. I don't actually drink a ton of coffee, even though I own a $180 coffee maker. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Anyhoo, I woke up at 2:30AM and was up until 5AM, and then woke up when my wife left at 6:30 because I always hear the beep of the alarm being deactivated, since my wife has woken me up by NOT deactivating the alarm a couple of times. After that, I went back to sleep and immediately launched into full-on dream time. I had a rather long dream about walking through doors and winding up in new worlds. I started in a rather casual space, and then in a hospital where I was dodging security, and then an office building filled with zombies, and then a different building where I was chased by an unkillable monster, and then into an arena where I was fighting to the death against a crowd of people. When I won? Back to the first place, and round and round I go.

Not cool.

On the other hand, my biggest cat Lucy got a couple of minutes of a dream come true. She's just HUGE. She's a big cat, longer than the rest of them, but she's also fat and puffy and greedy around the food. So when I filled the automatic food dispenser last night, she must have thought that she'd died and gone to heaven. Seriously, look at her!


2 comments:

drollgirl said...

i hate dreams like that! shouldn't resting be...RESTFUL?! lol

and the cat pic made me laugh! i have a fat cat, too. he licks his lips when i fill up the feed bowl. SERIOUSLY!

p.s. everything IS terrible! and glad you enjoyed that video. it made me cackle!

Improbable Joe said...

Shouldn't bedtime be for sleeping, rather than TERROR? :)