I have the shitty dreams.
I made a mistake last night, and drank a couple of cups of coffee after 7PM. My wife needs to stay up past 10:30 or so, or else she wakes up at 5AM and it ruins her whole day. I could have been in bed at 8:30, so I drank some coffee. I don't actually drink a ton of coffee, even though I own a $180 coffee maker. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Anyhoo, I woke up at 2:30AM and was up until 5AM, and then woke up when my wife left at 6:30 because I always hear the beep of the alarm being deactivated, since my wife has woken me up by NOT deactivating the alarm a couple of times. After that, I went back to sleep and immediately launched into full-on dream time. I had a rather long dream about walking through doors and winding up in new worlds. I started in a rather casual space, and then in a hospital where I was dodging security, and then an office building filled with zombies, and then a different building where I was chased by an unkillable monster, and then into an arena where I was fighting to the death against a crowd of people. When I won? Back to the first place, and round and round I go.
Not cool.
On the other hand, my biggest cat Lucy got a couple of minutes of a dream come true. She's just HUGE. She's a big cat, longer than the rest of them, but she's also fat and puffy and greedy around the food. So when I filled the automatic food dispenser last night, she must have thought that she'd died and gone to heaven. Seriously, look at her!
2 comments:
i hate dreams like that! shouldn't resting be...RESTFUL?! lol
and the cat pic made me laugh! i have a fat cat, too. he licks his lips when i fill up the feed bowl. SERIOUSLY!
p.s. everything IS terrible! and glad you enjoyed that video. it made me cackle!
Shouldn't bedtime be for sleeping, rather than TERROR? :)
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