Yeah! Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

I just want to start by saying that this is directed specifically at religious people. I'll get to you politically-sociopathic assholes later.

I know the things I say about religion are offensive. I want YOU to know that it is absolutely by design and completely intentional. You know why? Because you've got to learn the lesson above. Because you don't have any special right to have some of your viewpoints shielded from mockery because you claim that they come from some magic fairy from fantasyland. You'll live, no one is doing you any special or real harm for mocking you and your bullshit. More importantly, you don't deserve any special respect for your beliefs no matter how strongly you hold them, or how important they are you you. Grow the fuck up, you fucking crybabies!

There's no "war on religion" no matter how much you whiny-ass titty babies complain about it. There IS a struggle to strip your nonsensical superstitions of the unearned and undeserved privilege that they get in modern society... a society that is only modern DESPITE your stupidity, not because of it. No one is doing you any harm because you aren't allowed to dominate society the way that the Islamic fanatics dominate the Middle East. You aren't being discriminated against because you're not allowed to impose your cult's rules on people who aren't members of your club. There's no war on religion because you aren't allowed to use the power of secular government to push yourself on other people.

You're offended? No, asshole... you're OFFENSIVE, and you should stop.