... I got $1.40 per gallon off on gas this week.
... I have all my hair and most of my teeth.
... I've never been on Maury to take a DNA test. I am NOT the father!
... My wife hasn't divorced me yet.
... I guess I'm going to start doing yoga. Is that good? Maybe?
And any day that involves yummy leftover paella for lunch, followed by a nap, can't be that bad.